All Along the Watchtower

I'm not sure how much longer I can take this whole micro farm thing. I need to build a new place. This realm may be small and I have few places to move to but still, I need something new, something different. I'll have to look up other options and designs for me to try. Maybe I can recreate that small Roman house that I lived in on Picon.

In retaliation to slapping me, I cursed Morticia. I used the toadification spell from my copy of the Grand Grimoire. Now everyone will know about her misdeeds. They will know what kind of person she actually is. I can't believe Morticia is truly this despicable in real life. I always thought she was just lovely and misunderstood but really she's just a man one. Well maybe this will serve as a warning to others not to be so cruel and heartless.

Gods, it's been so hot here now that summer has started. I'm not sure how everyone else in town is staying cool but I, for one, am having trouble beating the heat. Maybe I should invent a device to keep cool; maybe something small and portable. I'll have to look into creating such a device for later. I know my cow shaped mini-sprinkler won't be serviceable as it requires a link to a water source but surely I can come up with something.