All Along the Watchtower

I did it guys! I had a breakthrough on my inventions! I made an aromatherapy projector. I plan on selling the blue prints to Kerb!am Industries so they can make a mint on it & distribute it throughout the worlds back home. I know that royalties might be the better option financially but I wanna move onto much better & more important options. 

After setting myself on fire accidentally, there was really only one place I could think of to go. I ran straight to the bathroom, hopped in the shower, and ran cold water to put out the flames. I was so relieved afterwards that I immediately did a happy dance. The cooling jets were perfect for putting out the fire. Hopefully this won't happen again anytime soon. 

While working on my latest invention, I made a mistake with the blow torch. In doing so, I accidentally set myself on fire. Boy, did that hurt! I was ss scared.    

Well I finally moved into the remake of my old home on Picon. I ordered a lunar tracker from off the Shadow Web. It was zapped to me within a few minutes. I gotta say, although everyone here is trapped in an alternate reality, I'm impressed that Kerb!am & other delivery services haven’t been impeded. I wonder if this has something to do with the nature of this place. Then again, Kerb!am can ship anywhere; it's part of their motto.

I got a call from Zelda after playing with Maleficent. She's worried about Sabrina. She says that Sabrina has been hiding things from her. That there's something important that she needs to know about but she's not sure what it is. I have tried to assure her that it's not important but I'm not sure Zelda believes me. I may have to come up with a memory spell of some kind to help Zelda forget this suspicion. I know that might be a bad thing to do to someone, but what choice do I have? If Zelda remembers Hilda, then she might spiral into depression or worse go insane. We can't afford to have a psychotic witch running around this town.

I took Regina out to play with today. I'm thinking about renaming her. I think she's better off as Maleficent. Yes, I think that's best. From now on she will be known as Maleficent. This will cut down on confusion with the actual Regina.

I'm not sure how much longer I can take this whole micro farm thing. I need to build a new place. This realm may be small and I have few places to move to but still, I need something new, something different. I'll have to look up other options and designs for me to try. Maybe I can recreate that small Roman house that I lived in on Picon.

In retaliation to slapping me, I cursed Morticia. I used the toadification spell from my copy of the Grand Grimoire. Now everyone will know about her misdeeds. They will know what kind of person she actually is. I can't believe Morticia is truly this despicable in real life. I always thought she was just lovely and misunderstood but really she's just a man one. Well maybe this will serve as a warning to others not to be so cruel and heartless.

I was taking a walk to clear my head after dealing with Zelda when Morticia started railing on me. I told her to leave me alone and that I wasn't in any mood for her bullshit. She then got pissed at me & told me to respect the law. She then slapped me around a little and I told her to bugger off. If she didn't back off, she was going to regret it.

After saying my goodbye to Zelda, I came back home. I worked on my farm for a few hours before going to sleep. Today has been a veritable mine field with regards to Zelda. I'm honestly not sure what to do or how to help other than finding out how we got here. Once I know that, maybe we can find a way home. Of course nothing will be of any help if I can't figure out what this place is. Does everyone need to know about their past lives, though... to be of any help I mean?

Before I left, Zelda says that she appreciated my help in aiding her with forgetting about him. She knows that there is something important that she can't remember and hopes to be able to acknowledge it someday. I told her that she shouldn't worry too much about trying to remember her home. It'll come back in all due time. 

To try and keep Zelda's mind away from thoughts about her sister, I told her the latest in town gossip. Rumor has it that Morticia has been caught rummaging through other people's trashcans. I know that this might do little to dissuade her but I'm hoping that for the short term she's distracted.  Later I told Sabrina to keep doing little things to keep Zelda preoccupied. Maybe between me and Sabrina we might be able to keep her from breaking down. 

 I asked Zelda if she remebered anything else about her life, most notably her coven. She says that she didn't recall anything else. I know that asking her about her life was a bit dangerous, but I had to ask. I had to make sure that didn't remember her sister. I need to find out what this place really is, what its significance is, and why we are all here. If I can do that then maybe I can find Hilda and reunite Zelda with Hilda.

Went to Zelda's place recently. She said that she had some stuff that she wanted to discuss with me. She says that she remembers something from her past. She remembers a man... a fairly important man who was very proper and poised at nearly all times. She doesn't remember his name nor her relationship with him but she knows that he was important. I don’t want her thinking about her past too much. I'm scared that she might remember her sister and that Hilda is missing. She might start crying way too much and just be too depressed. 

I worked on my garden for a few hours today. I earned this plate of spaghetti. Sadly, thanks to some bad luck, my dishwasher broke. By the gods it was loud. I may end up not trying to get it fixed and instead get a replacement from off of Kerb!am. They have many, many options to chose from.

I made some potions recently to sell on the Shadow Web. They aren't really helpful to me but other supernatural beings might find them helpful. A few were Jars of Friendship while a couple others were vials of bliss. I also even managed to sell a few crystals & potion ingredients. I can't wait for return  from the sales.

Used the teleportation spell to get into my basement. The thing about my basement is that there is no direct route to down there, hence the need for the spell. Once I arrived, I used my gem/metal processor to smelt some metals after which I cut some gems. Why is magic so much easier here? The construction spells alone take up to a day to complete, but are now handled in a fraction of that time.

Gods, it's been so hot here now that summer has started. I'm not sure how everyone else in town is staying cool but I, for one, am having trouble beating the heat. Maybe I should invent a device to keep cool; maybe something small and portable. I'll have to look into creating such a device for later. I know my cow shaped mini-sprinkler won't be serviceable as it requires a link to a water source but surely I can come up with something. 

Zelda called and invited me to another house party. It's weird how many parties she throws. I'm not sure why she's doing this. Is she bored here? Is there not enough to do? Well whatever the reason, I hope that it keeps her distracted long enough for her not to remember that her sister is missing. Now that I think about it, I gotta figure out a way to get her back to Greendale before she does realize that her sister is gone.

Ok, so I took my mini-sprinkler to Mr. Gold's Pawn Shop to list and sell  on Kerb!am. I could probably sell it on KPlop, but I like going through the pawn shop. I feel that sometimes I get more money if I have Gold's shop list it for me, even with consignment fees. While I was there, I asked Wanda if she knew anything about this realm we now live in. She acted as though she didn't, but something about her reaction makes me think she's hiding something from us.

I've been working on this new invention. It's this little cow that can water people's indoor plants, like a sprinkler. I think that it's gonna be a huge hit with people here and in the colonies. I plan on selling it at Mr. Gold's Pawn Shop and they will turn & sell it via Kerb!am. I hope that it sells really well. Wanda says that gardening is huge on Virgon right now, most notably in Hidden Springs. It's also seeing a resurgence in Twinbrook on Scorpia, with the witches of Gemenon, & my old stomping grounds of Aurora Skies, Leonis. Who knows? Maybe it'll take off allover the 12 Worlds. 

I went out to this realm's vampire bar. It was pretty cool and quaint but ultimately it was dead (no pun intended). There aren't any vampires in this realm (well not yet anyway). I even think that the gal working the bar was just a regular human. I did get this awesome green drink that tasted like watermelon. It fizzled and popped which tickled my tongue. 

Emma said that she wanted to meet for dinner at the diner. I took these teleporters called a L.L.A.M.A. to meet with her. I know I've used them before but I wanted to try using one again. I'm not sure how I feel about them. I mean, I know that they're helpful and all but I sometimes feel like my insides are being pulled apart. Or maybe those feelings are all inside my head. I don't feel this way when I use the teleportation spell.  Anyway, Emma and I chatted a bit. She's concerned that Regina might be behind this curse or whatever. I told her that if that's true she might not realize it. I've mind-melded with her frequently she has no memory of casting the spell. Furthermore she is just as confused and scared just as much as anyone in town is. I told Emma that the Mallum Malice is the best means at learning more about this realm.

I also picked up books for a new potion and another cookbook. The potion book taught me how to make a procreation potion (yeah, that's gonna be handy). The cookbook taught me how to make tri-tip steak.

I went to the Lost Souls Library to pick up a book that I had ordered. It teaches you how to make various fruit parfaits for any occasion. I metaphorically devoured that book within minutes, learning all that I could. I guess now I'm an expert. 

Well I came back home and made myself some lunch. After I finished eating, I stuck my dishes in the dishwasher only to find it to be noisy. Too noisy, if I'm being honest. I think that I may have to order a new dishwasher off of the Kerb!am site. Or I could just move. Either way, I'm good!

Regina challenged me to a magical battle. She threw a few blasts at me, before I zapped right back at her. Eventually, I won but she did get her fair share of licks.