All Along the Watchtower

I ran into a new couple today. It's Dean & Castiel Winchester from TV's "Supernatural." Turns out that they just woke up here like me. I went over and introduced myself to both of them. They say that they have no memory of how they got here nor why they came. The last thing Dean remembers is heading out to fight a nest of vampires with Sam. Cas remembers chatting with Jack but not much else past that. At least they remember their lives before coming here. I told them about Zelda Spellman and how she and I are good witches. They said that they'd be watching us making sure we don't slip up. I assured them that we wouldn't.

I ran into a new guy today. He says his name is Paul and boy is he fine. Gods, damn he is sexy! He came over and said hi as I was walking home. He even flirted with me and told me that I look hot. He flexed for me which, I'm ashamed to admit, made me swoon. Frak! This man is gorgeous! 

Zelda and I were talkig and she seems to be having some memory gaps. She doesn't remeber much about her life prior to waking up here in this new place. I said that I remeber everything prior to waking up here. I told her that I have a spell in my copy of the Grand Grimoire that helps restore lost memories. I offered to cast that spell upon her and she accepted as she didn't have that spell. I told her that it may take a few days for the spell to take effect before we said our goodbyes.

I have always wanted to get to the Spellmans so I figured that chatting with Zelda would be a good start. She and I chatter for hours about various things. I asked her if she had any degrees or whatnot and she told me that she had a degree in her old faith from The Church of Night. I told that was interesting and that I don't have a degree yet, but I plan on going to university on Libran once I get back to the 12 worlds. 

I ran into one of this island's/town's inhabitants, Zelda Spellman. I know her from the online series, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. She told me how she too just woke up here recently and doesn't know how she got here. Zelda says that I am the first person she met since arriving here. I asked her about her coven, The Order of Hecate, ans she looked at me terrified that I was spying on her. Luckily, I was able to dissuade her of any nefariousness on my part by telling her that I am a warlock and a devotee of Hecate.

So I awoke this morning in a new realm. I haven't done much exploring yet of this new place so I decided to go out. This place seems to be a vibrant charming community full of colorful places to visit. It seems that there is a lot for nearly every occasion. I don't think that there's an office building though. Town hall seems nice and it has a storage vault. I wonder who lives here though. So far I have seen only one guy. There may be others but I'll have to meet them in all due time. He does look rather cute though. 

So I've cast a spell to remove the troublesome memories from Zelda. However, something has gone wrong and it's out of control. The spell is spreading too far too fast. It's sweeping across the town and affecting everyone. People are falling left and right... they're just passing out like some kind of sleeping curse or something. I'm not sure what will happen after all is said and done. I don't know what life will be like after the spell has ran its course. Will we remember each other after this? Will we know who we are or where we are from? Will we even know who we are?

I ran into Zelda the other day while out looking for gemstones. She chatted me up about supernatural beings and whatnot. I suddenly realized something: if this is a realm of pure magic, where are all the unicorns? I asked her if she had seen any unicorns since we arrived and she said that she hasn't. I need to investigate this further and ask other townsfolk. I know she's getting worse as she seemed more depressed than normal. I spoke with Sabrina later about how she was and Sabrina said that this is the first time in weeks she's seen Zelda leave the house. She said she encouraged Zelda to go see a movie in hopes of distracting her over the loss of Hilda. While it did help for a few minutes, it's still not enough. I have to do something. I have to cast that memory spell to help Zelda forget about Hilda.

For our third date, Paul and I went for a walk around town. We went to Putrid Pond Park and watched the fish swim in the water. We talked for hours, even past Sunset. I asked him what he did for a living and he told me that he used to be a male model in the 12 worlds. I told him that must be so interesting to do that sort of thing and he must have hundreds of neat stories to tell. I have yet to tell him that I'm a warlock as well as who my family is. I don't want to freak the guy out or anything. I know that it will come up at some point, I just don't want it to be too early.

Zelda hasn't been doing too well as of late. According to Sabrina she's having massive crying jags and some days she won't come out of her room. Sabrina tried to use a heartache relief balm on her with little-to-no success. The teen witch contacted me to help her in dealing with this issue. I've researching options to help Zelda with this burden. I know a heartache relief balm or any variation would not be successful. I'm looking into other options but it really isn't going well. There is a forgetting spellI might cast upon Zelda that will help her forget about Hilda, but I'm hesitant to use it. I hate playing with people's memories and minds like that, but what other choice do I have?

So we're on our third date and things have been getting kinda spicy. We haven't messed around yet but things have heated up. I asked him what kinda guy he likes and he told me geek. I kinda knew that he likes my kind but I wanted to confirm that. I said that I was a big geek and he in turn told me that was so hot. He then confessed that he wanted to kiss me so I let him do that. It was so awesome! He's such a great kisser.

Paul and I have been going out for quite some time now, but I feel that we don't know each other too well. I wanted to rectify that by asking questions about him. I asked him what kind of music he likes by asking him if he had been to any concerts lately. He told me that he had been to a few concerts and that the last one was a Cher concert a few weeks ago. I told him that I love pop music too. He also told me that he likes country-western, most notably Dolly Parton, which I told him was another thing that we had in common. 

Before we said our goodbyes to each other, I decided to bless Paul with good luck. I cast my spell to help him with his day-to-day life. He thanked me for the blessing and we hugged our goodbye. As we parted ways, one of the Maximoff twins saw us and had a bit of a freak out. His dad, Vision, had gone somewhere without him and left him behind. Turns out that Billy had just left the restroom and Vision was waiting for him around the corner. I guess Billy panics too easily like I do.

Paul asked me if I wanted to do some of those naughty things that I mentioned earlier after the movie. I told him that I would be delighted to do that sort of thing. We started making out when Vision walked by. Vision acted like he didn't see anything but it was a stark reminder as to how small of a place this is.

Today, Paul and I went to the movie theater for our second date. He wanted to see an action movie and I wanted to see a drama. Instead we settled for a comedy, but I would've preferred an erotic film to get him in the mood. He did put the moves on me during our last date if you remember but sadly not the ones that I've been wanting him to use. I want him to come over and for us to do the naughty-naughty. I put some moves on him, however. I told him that he was quite attractive especially in that outfit. I wanted to take him someplace special and do bad things to him. He looked a bit clueless and said that he is a good boy and NOT a bad boy. I think he got confused by what I meant and I apologized to him. He quickly accepted my apology. I really need to be a little more blunt with him in the future. 

It started raining and Paul told me that he didn't have an umbrella. Luckily I had the perfect gift for him. I had an extra umbrella & used a spell to quickly gift wrap it for him. He opened it up and was quite happy with it. Paul didn't immediately use it but he said he would think of me anytime that he looked at it. I'm not sure if he knows what to use it for.

After dinner, Paul decided to seduce me. He just starts randomly flexing for me right there on the open road, in front of everyone. Gods, that is so hot! I think he's a himbo. I tried telling him about my inventions and the intricacies of circuitry and power flow rgulation to which he just gave me a blank stare. He then started talkig about how big his arms got and what weights he's been using. I was a bit enamoured with him. I'm not sure if he can be a long-term prospect. I kinda need someone to stimulate my intellect. He does present his own challenges though. He likes how smart I am and he's very sweet. He does send me the sweetest texts. He did ask me the most unusual question: if we are all supposed to be isolated here, where do the diner staff come from? "It all feels so surreal," he said.

Paul called me and asked me out on a date. He asked what places there were to go and eat. I told him about the two bars and the diner. He said that we should go out to the diner for our first date.  We met and started chatting about different things, what we like, what we do, etc. He asked me what my favorite color was and I told him that it was blue. I, in turn, asked him what his is. He then told me that he enjoys the color red. I know that's kinda lame to talk about those things but I still like knowing those kinda things about the guys in dating.

I've started inventing again. I was working on my latest invention when I accidentally set myself on fire again. Like last time I raced to the bathroom where I hopped in the shower & put myself out. After doing that, I puked my guts out. Gah - I can’t believe how careless I've been lately! 

I asked him which of the 12 world's was he from & he told me that came from Canceron. He talked about how beautiful it was and how nice the beaches were. It apparently has some of the nicest places to go skinny dipping, too. I thought that was an odd statement given the conversation up until he kissed me. I have never been kissed so quickly before, let alone by someone as handsome as he is. 

I told him that I was a geek and he said that he likes that sort of thing. I asked him what world he was living on before he came here and he said that it was living on before he came here. He told me that it was Canceron. I told him that I hadn't been there yet. He replied with "you should. It's very beautiful, especially in the summer." I mentioned that I would have to check it out the next time I was living in the colonies. 

While chatting with Paul, I casually mentioned the idea that I would someday like to go fishing. He told me how he likes fish and how pretty they are. I giggled; I like how pure & sweet he is. Paul then mentioned that he has been in a few bodybuilding competitions over the years. He says that he's still getting residuals from a few of his endorsements and what not. He has won a few titles & trophies over the years.

So the new guy thinks I'm cute. I told him that I thought that he looked cute as well. We laughed and flirted for a good long while. I told him about the problems that I've faced since waking up here. I told him how my arch rival has been a police officer named Morticia Addams. And as I was telling him about all of the problems that I've had with her since arriving, the bitch ran by still under the influence of the curse. I had to explain to him how I am a powerful warlock and that I cursed her when she threatened me some time ago. I haven't removed the curse as she has yet to apologize for being so heartless. He says that he understands but I'm not so sure. 

So we've had a few new people move into town. One family is the Winchesters from my favorite show "Supernatural." Dean & Cas are married and Sam Winchester is living with them as well. They say that they don’t remember much about their old lives, but Dean seems to have a vague memory of a metal spike. Cas has a few of his memories as well. The other new guy is a single hottie named Paul Becker. He has his memories in tact more or less. He wants to get to know me better as I seem to have an understanding about this place.

The Mallum Malice has finally absorbed some new information about this strange realm. I went to harvest a new sampling of its fruit that it had finished growing the other day. So according to the Mallum Malice, we live in a realm made of pure magic. This is why the magic flows so easily here. The land, the plants, the animals, all of it is a product of magic. That said, the fruit doesn't know who made the land mass we live on nor can it tell me why it was created, only that it was created by magic.