A New Flirt

I ran into a new guy today. He says his name is Paul and boy is he fine. Gods, damn he is sexy! He came over and said hi as I was walking home. He even flirted with me and told me that I look hot. He flexed for me which, I'm ashamed to admit, made me swoon. Frak! This man is gorgeous! 

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